Once Upon A Time

...there was a little girl who loved tea. She loved tea so much that she drank 50 cups a day. She would make her slave girl Miss Hope make the tea (in a very specific and magical way) and bring it up to her in her room. The little girl would sit in her pink silky sheets, playing rayman and sipping on tea all day long. And when she was finished with her cup of tea she would put the empty cup on the floor and play rayman until Miss Hope brought up the next cup of warm yumminess. Not long after her room became so full of empty tea mugs and cups and saucers that they all MUTATED into one GIANT mug that filled the entire room!!

...The little girl and all her beautiful pink possessions became squashed up against the purple wallpaper that lined the room. But the little girl didn't care. She loved the tea, and therefore loved the giant mug.
When Miss Hope came up with cup of tea number 43 of the day she opened the door to see this bizarre but beautiful mutation. She ran downstairs and told Mummy Tea who was furious, as she had told the little girl not to leave all the cups in the middle of the room.
She grabbed a massive axe from the garage, raged up the stairs and SMASHED the giant mug.
That was the end of the giant mug as we know it.
The little girl cried.

...she can only hope that if she makes Miss Hope bring her enough tea, she will again be reunited with the giant mug. This time people will understand, and the giant mug will live a long and prosperous life.

The End.